If your life were a feature film....

[colls]

If your life were a feature film....

+ what genre would it be?
+ what would be your theme song?
+ who would be your main cast (pictures!?!?!)?
+ who's the director?
+ what's the plot?

ETA: Feel free to insert yourself into other people's films. :)

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Comments

[colls]

+ Sci-fi (SHOCK!)
It'd be so strange... it'd be like another reality

+ 'She's A Rebel' by Green Day (too predictable?)

+ Vera Farmiga could play me (it would be rather awesome). Something like Lori Petty in Tank Girl only not as insane. And Nathan Fillion could play my BFF. Maybe the subplot of the movie could be UST? Maybe we'll throw convention to the wind and resolve it, huh?



+ skieswideopen -- she has good "vision" --- or maybe the cylons... they had a plan, right?

+ does it need one?




IF YOU WERE IN THIS MOVIE, WHAT ACTOR/ACTRESS WOULD YOU WANT TO PLAY YOU AND WHAT WOULD YOUR CHARACTER BE???
Because I'm totally inserting myself into your movies, just so you know.

[everythingshiny]

I need Nathan Fillion in mine too.

Just for...something.

I will take Amy Acker. Or Jewel maybe in your movie.

[colls]

WOULD YOU GO ON HEISTS WITH ME???

Maybe we can go steal a time machine.

And you should cast Nathan. Give ALL the actors ALL the work they want.

[brisus]

I could be the other friend who's really goofy, and the actress could be Nicole Kidman - she has a funny side.

[colls]

AWESOME!!!

We can roast marshmallows

[brisus]

+ what genre would it be?
Comedy, maybe Sci-FI

+ what would be your theme song?
Batman. Its b/c I love him so much. haah.

+ who would be your main cast (pictures!?!?!)?
Someone really funny and cool could play me, and Joe Manganiello could play my husband. <3 I'm too lazy to post pics.

+ who's the director?
My husband

+ what's the plot?
young married couple tries to make it in life. Buy a house. Funny stuff.

[colls]

LOL - Batman! his real name is Bob
(I uploaded this song recently for a co-worker)


I'd like to join your cast as the realtor who sells you your home. Only I don't tell you that in the attic there's a portal to another dimension.

And this manipulative, yet sexy realtor, is played by Virginia Hey

[brisus]

HAHAH, awesome. :)

[everythingshiny]

Awww Batman lol.

[everythingshiny]

+ what genre would it be?

My actual life would probably be one of those annoying arty films that have no plot and you're bored within 5 minutes. My dream genre? SCIFI FTW.

+ what would be your theme song?

I feel like it would have to be Have you Ever Seen the Rain, but only cos i like it so much.

+ who would be your main cast (pictures!?!?!)?



And



also I want Sean Maher to be in it.

+ who's the director?

uh. me. so i can secretly make out with Sean Maher because in this reality he's not married...or Gay.

+ what's the plot?

I'm pretty sure its one of those stories where i die at the end. But there will be definitely be guns.

[brisus]

That guy is good looking!

[colls]

Aliens invade a chic art house in SoHo. One of the directors of an Indie film showing there at the time, Karl Urban, escapes with the girl who makes the popcorn, Amy Acker (played by Tash). They meet up with Sean Maher who is a prophet and knows where to go next.

Suddenly, Gene Hackman shows up, played by himself. He's the villain bent on helping the aliens. I don't play him, I play the valet parking dude at the art house. My name is Browder. Ben Browder.

[brisus]

I would be one of your friends with guns to kill all the crazy aliens that were trying to attack us. The actress who would play me would be maybe... Amanda Peet.

[dizzy]

+ what genre would it be?
One of those awkward indie movies with no real resolution that just leaves you feeling like you're not sure why you even watched it to begin with.

+ what would be your theme song?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=B-qX_Gfw9PQ#t=39s

+ who would be your main cast (pictures!?!?!)?
I would be played by Ellen Page doing an homage to Rachael Leigh Cook circia 1999

Cameo by Claudia Black.

+ who's the director?
Someone no one has ever heard of.

+ what's the plot?
No plot. Awkward social interactions happen, and then it ends.

[colls]

One of those awkward indie movies with no real resolution that just leaves you feeling like you're not sure why you even watched it to begin with.
I think I've seen that movie.

Cameo by Claudia Black.
Of course! :D



Can I play the HR lady who assigns you to a new cubicle every week so I can look busy and keep my job? Like Dilbert, I'm imagining myself non-human, so I think I'd be played by an actor that really has some breadth and experience in these things -- from an indie perspective of course. So I'd like to be played by Wil Wheaton's cat.

[colls]

Also, I like that song. I haven't heard of that dude before and I like alt-country -- not so much straight country, but like Ryan Adams and Old 97's and other Austin stuff like them. He sounds good!

[everythingshiny]

No plot. Awkward social interactions happen, and then it ends.

I love it. :D

in which I take this way too seriously and ramble on and on and on...

[mfirefly10]

+ what genre would it be?

My actual life would never be made into a film, for fear that the audience would be bored to tears within the first five minutes. The loosely-adapted, hugely exagerrated version of my life would be a SciFi Space film.

It would be about a mother/daughter team of space 'transporters' who live on a smart ship (think S.A.R.A.H. from Eureka, but in space-ship form) and help other people/their items get from point A to point B. There'd be plenty of spacey-wacey shennanigans involving the people/items we transport and we'd eventually pick up other travelers that become part of our crew, one of whom would be my character's love interest :)

Also, it'd be a show, not a movie. Just because.


+ what would be your theme song?

IDK...Defying Gravity, maybe?


+ who would be your main cast (pictures!?!?!)?

I am too lazy to find pics but Amanda Seyfried would play 'me' (as we are the same age and there would be some spontaneous singing involved) and Christine Baranski would play my mom.

Kristen Bell would play my BFF (because Veronica Mars reunions are awesome and who doesn't want Kristen Bell as their best friend?) who shows up when she gets kicked off her last ship for singing karaoke when she should've been analyzing data. (Did I mentioned there'd be lots of singing?) (Oh, and she'd already finished her analysis but her boss didn't think it was possible for anyone to do it that quickly and he accused her of lying about it and making up numbers. He gets eaten by a zombie space hamster in the pilot.)

Arthur Darvill would be the voice of Bob, our smart-ship and he'd be the only man in the main cast. (Though we'd have plenty of gorgeous boys playing extras/guest-starring so don't worry.)

Eventually, Kandyse McClure would show up as my character's love interest. Because she's adorable and she really needs to be in another space show where she isn't totally screwed over by the writers.


+ who's the director?

Amy Poehler because I think directing is the only thing she hasn't tried yet and she's awesome at everything.


+ what's the plot?

lol, already covered that above :)

Re: in which I take this way too seriously and ramble on and on and on...

[everythingshiny]

I love how much singing is in this :D

Re: in which I take this way too seriously and ramble on and on and on...

[colls]

Maybe you run into Serenity and Nathan Fillion can be in your movie/show, too.

:D

Also, DEE!!!!!! ♥

[naushika]

+ what genre would it be?

DRAMEDY!

+ what would be your theme song?

Time Punk, by JAXX, a remix of a song from the video game Chrono Trigger, which is totally weird but this is the best theme music song ever.

+ who would be your main cast (pictures!?!?!)?

I'D BE PLAYED BY MELISSA MCCARTHY. B/c she's awesome and also cause she looks like me, lol. David Hewlett would play my boyfriend because Rodney McKay sans assholish attitude is my boyfriend so it works.

+ who's the director?

Mark Gatiss (ilh)

+ what's the plot?

THINGS HAPPEN brb writting Oscar-winning movie script with this

[everythingshiny]

OSCAR WINNING MELISSA MCCARTHY.

lol your boyfriend is mckay? you're lucky.

[colls]

Hello, Oscar Winning Movie Star.


I'd like to be the drunk relative who adds comic relief. And I'd like to be played by Kate Hewlett so I can pick on David.

STOCK UP THE BAR! COUSIN EDITH IS COMING TO VISIT!!!!!

[shorina]

+ what genre would it be?
Dramedy/Romance

+ what would be your theme song?
Daydream Believer

+ who would be your main cast (pictures!?!?!)?
I'd like Michelle Williams to play me as I think she's really pretty. Unfortunately she looks nothing like me. But then, I don't know any actress who does look like me so it shouldn't matter. Further more we'll need:

Bruce Boxleitner


Roger Allam


and Paul McGann

+ who's the director?
James Whitmore Jr. (because directing seems to be all he does these days, wish he'd act more)

+ what's the plot?
The daydreams of a German girl/woman over the years, including the above actors. Some funny, some sad, some romantic. We'll leave out my job, that would only make it even more boring. ;-)

[colls]

but who'll be the homecoming queen???

Also, Bruce Boxleitner... *high fives*